Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[Cleoriff]

Brilliant @pgn and @Mi-Amigo 😂

[pgn]

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.

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[pgn]

Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?

No idea, they just ransomware.

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[Cleoriff]

@pgn 

[pgn]

Bob and two of his work colleagues, Susan and Tim, went out to lunch to celebrate Bob's birthday and were sitting together in the restaurant when the waitress came over. She handed them their menus and said, "Good afternoon, welcome to Ruby’s Kitchen! Before we get started, might I ask if you're here to celebrate a special occasion?"

Susan piped up, "It's Bob's birthday!"

"Oh well happy birthday! Make sure you save room because you'll get a free dessert!" The waitress, replied

Tim and Susan smiled and nodded, but Bob looked a bit confused. He asks her to repeat herself.

"Sure thing, happy birthday! Save room and you'll get a free dessert."

There was a moment of silence and then Bob said, "Vroom, vroom!"

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[Cleoriff]

😂😂Must be getting late @pgn 🤣

[pgn]

🤔😂

[Cleoriff]

Just love it @pgn 😂

[pgn]

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux lost their jobs. They went to the unemployment office and Boudreaux was called up first.

The man behind the desk said, “Mr. Boudreaux, I’m sorry to hear that you lost your job. What do you do for a living?”

Boudreaux replied, “I’m a diesel fitter.”

The clerk said, “Okay, diesel fitter is skilled labor, so we can give you $800 a week until you find a new job.”

Thibodeaux went in next and the clerk asked what his job was. “I’m a panty-waist sewer, I sew de waistbands in dem women’s panties.”

The clerk said, “Well, I’m afraid that’s unskilled labor, so we’ll give you $200 a week.”

As they were walking home Thibodeaux said, “I got to find a new job quick, me. I can’t feed all dem kids on $200 a week.”

Boudreaux said, “Baw, I’ll help you out, I’m getting $800 a week, me!”

Thibodeaux, furious, ran back to the unemployment office.

“How in da hell you giving Boudreaux $800 a week an’ I ain’t getting but $200?”

The clerk replied, “Well, Mr. Boudreaux is a skilled laborer. He’s a diesel fitter.”

Thibodeaux said, “That ain’t no skilled labor! I sew de waistband in dem panties, I hand ‘em to Boudreaux, he pulls ‘em down over his head and says ‘Aw yeah, diesel fitter!’”

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[pgn]

Maintenance advice for a simple life:

Keep tools to a minimum - you only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

• If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
• If it does move but shouldn't, use the Duct Tape.