on 06-11-2020 06:26
If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
on 07-05-2022 18:56
I'm sure there's a vegetable in there but i can't see it lol
Veritas Numquam Perit
on 07-05-2022 19:50
on 07-05-2022 19:50
on 07-05-2022 20:17
I have, but also watching F1, so guess which one loses out?
Veritas Numquam Perit
on 07-05-2022 20:29
on 07-05-2022 20:29
on 09-05-2022 22:33
on 10-05-2022 09:30
Very good. Looks like my handwriting too!!
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on 11-05-2022 10:01
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behaviour.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
-5 euros.
13-05-2022 10:48 - edited 13-05-2022 10:49
13-05-2022 10:48 - edited 13-05-2022 10:49
A longish one this, but worth it! So...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"
The bartender considers it, then agrees.
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night? The bartender thinks that nothing could possibly top the first trick so he agrees.
The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.
"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale."
The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.
"No," he insists, "he's not for sale."
The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash.
The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded.
"That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"
"Don't worry about it." the man answered.
"The frog was really nothing special.
You see, the rat's a ventriloquist".
With a doff to @liggerz87 😉
on 15-05-2022 11:30
15-05-2022 17:24 - edited 15-05-2022 17:25
15-05-2022 17:24 - edited 15-05-2022 17:25