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Christmas jokes just a few to start off with

Pipstop78
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How does a snowman loose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warm.

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Without frosted flakes

 

What do you call a snowman with a bad temper?

A meltdown 

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What goes Ho, Ho, Ho, thump?
Santa laughing his head off!  😂

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@pgn duck taping a partridge  😬



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Eat drink and be Merry @Cleoriff 🤪



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@TallTrees wrote:

Eat drink and be Merry @Cleoriff 🤪


Thanks @TallTrees. We had a great meal out with our sons and one grandchild xxx

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That's brilliant @Cleoriff 

So pleased you enjoyed your chrissy meal 😋 



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So funny @Cleoriff 



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That's brilliant @Cleoriff 

So pleased you enjoyed your chrissy meal 😋 


It made a nice change @TallTrees. Normally my two fight like cat and dog!! 😂

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