Christmas jokes just a few to start off with

[Pipstop78]

How does a snowman loose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warm.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Without frosted flakes

What do you call a snowman with a bad temper?

A meltdown 

[Cleoriff]

Very Funny @Pipstop78 😂

[Cleoriff]

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

"Do you smell carrots?"

[TallTrees]

@Pipstop78 

These are really 👍 

[TallTrees]

Where does Santa Claus 🎅🎄  go swimming?

The North Pool 🙂

[Cleoriff]

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman. 😂⛄

[pgn]

Who is Santa's favourite pop star?

Beyon_sleigh

[TallTrees]

How did Scrooge win the football game?

The Ghost of Christmas passed 

[Cleoriff]

What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

Snow

[Cleoriff]

Why are there only snowmen and not snow women?

Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.