Christmas jokes just a few to start off with

[Pipstop78]

How does a snowman loose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warm.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Without frosted flakes

What do you call a snowman with a bad temper?

A meltdown 

[TallTrees]

[Pipstop78]

What kind of bug doesn't enjoy Christmas?
A humbug

[Cleoriff]

Why did the reindeer take up boxing?

He wanted to be a heavy sleigh-weight.

[TallTrees]

[Cleoriff]

What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop?

A rebel without a Claus!

[Cleoriff]

What did the ocean say when Santa flew over?

Nothing. It just waved.

[Cleoriff]

[TallTrees]

Have a restful Boxing Day all

 

[Cleoriff]

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@TallTrees wrote:

Have a restful Boxing Day all

 

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Not for me @TallTrees. 

It's our family Christmas today. 😂

[Cleoriff]

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!