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Christmas jokes just a few to start off with

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How does a snowman loose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warm.

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Without frosted flakes

 

What do you call a snowman with a bad temper?

A meltdown 

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  • Why was there ice cream under the Christmas tree?

          To go with the pine cones

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  • What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?

         Truth or deer

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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose.

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What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?

Saint Knickerless!

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