Christmas jokes just a few to start off with

[Pipstop78]

How does a snowman loose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warm.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Without frosted flakes

What do you call a snowman with a bad temper?

A meltdown 

[Pipstop78]

• How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
  • Nothing, it was on the house!
  • Why does Santa go down the chimney instead of the front door?
  • Because it soots him!
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    • What do you call an old snowman?
      • Water!
        • What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
          • Claus-trophobia!

[Cleoriff]

What make of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

[Cleoriff]

What happens when you cross Santa with a duck?
You get a Christmas Quacker.

[Cleoriff]

Where does Santa stay on a vacation with Mrs Claus?
At a ho-ho-ho-tel.

[pgn]

Why did Santa go to music school?

To improve his rappin' skills...

[TallTrees]

 

[Cleoriff]

Who do Santa's helpers like to listen to when they're making toys?
Elf-is Presley.

[Cleoriff]

How does Santa know which fireplaces he has visited?
He keeps a log.

[TallTrees]

[Pipstop78]

What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?

The elf-abet!