Christmas jokes just a few to start off with

[Pipstop78]

How does a snowman loose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warm.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Without frosted flakes

What do you call a snowman with a bad temper?

A meltdown 

[pgn]

Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Because it’s in Decem-brrrr.

[TallTrees]

 

[pgn]

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis!

[Cleoriff]

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

[Cleoriff]

What do you call a snowman with a bad temper?

A meltdown.

[TallTrees]

[Cleoriff]

Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?

Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!

[TallTrees]

[pgn]

What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?

A comedi-hen!

[Cleoriff]

Why did the ornament go to school?

It wanted to be a little brighter!