Christmas jokes just a few to start off with

[Pipstop78]

How does a snowman loose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warm.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Without frosted flakes

What do you call a snowman with a bad temper?

A meltdown 

[pgn]

How do you feel when you can't get to your Advent calendar chocolate coin?

Foiled!

[TallTrees]

What's a Reindeer's favourite singer ?

Beyonsleigh  

[jonsie]

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snowballs

[TallTrees]

What do you call an Elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you like he can't hear you 

[Cleoriff]

What do you call a blind reindeer?
No-eye deer.

[Cleoriff]

Why did the red-nosed reindeer help the old lady cross the road?
It would have been Rudolph him not to.

[TallTrees]

How do snowmen get around?

They ride icicles 

[Cleoriff]

What is Santa’s favourite kind of pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.

[pgn]

Why did the Grinch rob the off-licence?
He needed some holiday spirit.

[TallTrees]