Christmas jokes daily

[Pipstop78]

Where do Santa's reindeer stop for a coffee?  Star-bucks!  What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet 🎄🎁

[TallTrees]

What do you do to help someone who has  lost their Christmas  spirit?

Nurse them back to elf

❄☃️❄⛄❄☃️❄⛄❄☃️❄⛄❄☃️❄

[Enlli]

What did the Wise Men say after offering their gifts of Gold and Frankincense?

Wait, there's Myrrh!

[TallTrees]

If you cross a Duck with a Mistletoe do you get a "Christmas Quacker"?

🦆🌿

[pgn]

Has to be watched all the way through, so grab a cuppa:

[TallTrees]

Don't know where you find these @pgn 

Well done those two nutties 😂

I was totally exhausted after that!

Why are Christmas Trees so bad at sewing?

cause they always drop their needles 😁

[Cleoriff]

Just brilliant @pgn 

They were knackered towards the end. 😂 The calling birds became breathless birds...🤣

Great jokes as well from @Enlli and @TallTrees. Just what we need. 😄

[Anonymous]

I'm 45,and every Christmas Eve I leave out mince pies and sherry for Father Christmas and a carrot for Rudolph, before I go to bed. And every time I wake up on Christmas morning the mince pies, sherry and carrot for Rudolph are still there on the plate, not eaten. The sherry not even touched. And Sherry bottles are expensive. I complain to Santa every year I see him hanging around at my local Shopping Centre but I never get a reply. I just don't understand it. 🌲🌲🌲

[Cleoriff]

😂Just brilliant @Anonymous 😂

[TallTrees]

Rudolph Reindeer Jokes

• "What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?" "Rude-olph.
• @Cleoriff 
• @Pipstop78 
• @Anonymous 
• @pgn 
• @Enlli 

[Pipstop78]

I like that made me laugh