Cats & Dogs

[Anonymous]

C comes before D in the alphabet

Looks like something the cat's dragged in / Looks like a dog's breakfast

A cat may look at a king / A dog is man's best friend

Dogs come when called / Cats have ansaphones

Cats crap / Dogs doody

Dogs have masters / Cats have staff / All pigs are equal   

[Anonymous]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

I have an 18 year old lovely lad who was beginning to fail last week....I feared the worst. Now he has confounded us all by picking up a bit.....

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Good news Cleo' 

[Anonymous]

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@BrendonM wrote:

My cat always seems mad about something.

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Cats do have facial expressions don't they ... I was once laughed out loud at, when I said my cat Marty was depressed, it was in a photo/computer class, I can take good pix, but doing a Show & Tell amongst 'elders & betters' I needed help with  Brendon what is your cat called please ? 

[BrendonM]

@Anonymous- My little kitty is called Sadie. She more or less only has this one facial expression.

[Anonymous]

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@BrendonM wrote:

@Anonymous- My little kitty is called Sadie. She more or less only has this one facial expression.

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Hi Brendon, Sadie looks a quiet little cat 

[Anonymous]

THE DOG RULES

(1)  The dog is not allowed in the house

(2)  OK the dog is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms

(3)  The dog is allowed in all rooms but has to stay off the furniture

(4)  The dog can get up on the old sofa only

(5)  Fine ! The dog is allowed on all furniture but is not allowed upstairs ...

(6)  OK The dog is allowed upstairs but not on the bed with humans

(7)  The dog can sleep between us & share the pillows

(8)  Humans must ask permission to sleep on the bed with the dog

Today, got the Linen Union Tea Towel from Oswaldtwistle Mills shop in Skipton, by Annie Tempest

The tea towel has good cartoon-like pictures

[Marjo]

@Anonymous I've seen similar rules, but for a cat! I can't seem to find it now though - maybe someone else can? It was something about allowing them on the table and feeding them at 5 am.

Wanted to share this screenshot. My cat Arthur wanted to write his own topic on this board. Sadly, I had to moderate and say it was not an appropriate topic name or place... then he lost interest and went to climb the cat tree instead.

[Cleoriff]

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@Marjo wrote:

@Anonymous I've seen similar rules, but for a cat! I can't seem to find it now though - maybe someone else can? It was something about allowing them on the table and feeding them at 5 am.

Wanted to share this screenshot. My cat Arthur wanted to write his own topic on this board. Sadly, I had to moderate and say it was not an appropriate topic name or place... then he lost interest and went to climb the cat tree instead.

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At least you got that far. My old lad Bugsy has become a bit of a lap cat when he comes indoors. Only my lap by the way. He purrs which is lovely but then starts padding and last time turned my laptop off !!

[Cleoriff]

@Marjo I saw this and couldn't stop laughing. Then I thought of you and your cats...(if you ever took them home) 

It's a 'Crocheted helmet for your feline viking friend'

More idiotic pictures if you follow this link....

http://fashionablygeek.com/hats/a-crocheted-helmet-for-your-feline-viking-friend/

[Martin-O2]

Love the Viking hat @Cleoriff but I fear I would lose an eye if I tried to put this on my kitties 

[Cleoriff]

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@Martin-O2 wrote:

Love the Viking hat @Cleoriff but I fear I would lose an eye if I tried to put this on my kitties 

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Yes...mine would be the same. I know the story 'The Cat In The Hat'...but that above is damn ridiculous...