Cats & Dogs

[Anonymous]

C comes before D in the alphabet

Looks like something the cat's dragged in / Looks like a dog's breakfast

A cat may look at a king / A dog is man's best friend

Dogs come when called / Cats have ansaphones

Cats crap / Dogs doody

Dogs have masters / Cats have staff / All pigs are equal   

[MI5]

Only got choc spread

[Anonymous]

nutella?

hey, anything is better than cheese so says the man in the independent hardware/diy shop in town = jam is good he said, but the traps I bought from him came ready baited with a small amount of peanut butter - crunchy or smooth I don't know, I suppose smooth ..... just try your best, man ..... & do not put your pet Yorkshire Terrier up in the loft again, or I'll have the RSPCA onto you 

[Anonymous]

You can borrow my cat Rich, he's really good with catching mice but only if you give me what's left of your chocolate spread  

[jonsie]

You can have hours of fun perched in the loft with an air-rifle Rich

[Cleoriff]

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@jonsie wrote:

You can have hours of fun perched in the loft with an air-rifle Rich

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What...and just taking random pot shots @jonsie ...

[MI5]

So many offers and advice.....
Now what to do...... 

[perksie]

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@jonsie wrote:

You can have hours of fun perched in the loft with an air-rifle Rich

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Use a shot gun, much more fun! 

[Beenherebefore]

Just aim away from any water tanks or the mice will drown and that's a cruel death.

[Anonymous]

......and of course O2 wants us all to be more dog...

I keep seeing their latest advert, the Refresh one, there's no escape from the cat that wants to be a dog!

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:

......and of course O2 wants us all to be more dog...

I keep seeing their latest advert, the Refresh one, there's no escape from the cat that wants to be a dog!

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As a cat lover @Anonymous  I can't think of one cat that would ever want to be a dog...

In fact I love the way O2 have actually given that freak in the adverts....a dogs body with a cats head and brain...