28-03-2015 17:23
28-03-2015 17:23
C comes before D in the alphabet
Looks like something the cat's dragged in / Looks like a dog's breakfast
A cat may look at a king / A dog is man's best friend
Dogs come when called / Cats have ansaphones
Cats crap / Dogs doody
Dogs have masters / Cats have staff / All pigs are equal
28-03-2015 19:42
28-03-2015 19:42
28-03-2015 19:47
nutella?
hey, anything is better than cheese so says the man in the independent hardware/diy shop in town = jam is good he said, but the traps I bought from him came ready baited with a small amount of peanut butter - crunchy or smooth I don't know, I suppose smooth ..... just try your best, man ..... & do not put your pet Yorkshire Terrier up in the loft again, or I'll have the RSPCA onto you
28-03-2015 20:00
You can borrow my cat Rich, he's really good with catching mice but only if you give me what's left of your chocolate spread
28-03-2015 20:29
28-03-2015 20:29
You can have hours of fun perched in the loft with an air-rifle Rich
28-03-2015 20:32
28-03-2015 20:32
28-03-2015 20:32
28-03-2015 20:32
So many offers and advice.....
Now what to do......
28-03-2015 21:01
28-03-2015 21:01
@jonsie wrote:You can have hours of fun perched in the loft with an air-rifle Rich
Use a shot gun, much more fun!
28-03-2015 21:25
28-03-2015 21:25
Just aim away from any water tanks or the mice will drown and that's a cruel death.
29-03-2015 17:34
......and of course O2 wants us all to be more dog...
I keep seeing their latest advert, the Refresh one, there's no escape from the cat that wants to be a dog!
29-03-2015 17:49
29-03-2015 17:49
@Anonymous wrote:......and of course O2 wants us all to be more dog...
I keep seeing their latest advert, the Refresh one, there's no escape from the cat that wants to be a dog!
As a cat lover @Anonymous I can't think of one cat that would ever want to be a dog...
In fact I love the way O2 have actually given that freak in the adverts....a dogs body with a cats head and brain...
Veritas Numquam Perit