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C comes before D in the alphabet

 

Looks like something the cat's dragged in / Looks like a dog's breakfast

 

A cat may look at a king / A dog is man's best friend

 

Dogs come when called / Cats have ansaphones

 

Cats crap / Dogs doody

 

Dogs have masters / Cats have staff / All pigs are equal tongue Bouncy LOL

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I have a mouse in my loft which my Yorkshire Terrier has failed to catch, so I need a decent mouser right now

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let's talk what you are offerring in the way of 'up front cash' @MI5 wink & then we can do a deal on you having my cat Marty for a limited period of time - remember he is a proven 'mouser'= of course as I can't drive, you will have to come 'up North' to collect & return him Cat Very Happy :womanvery-happy: Good Idea 

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Can you not just put him on a train and I'll pick him up from the station?
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Oh he wont have to go that far Jane...I live much closer than you and have 3 of the little 'mousers'......

I wouldn't miss one and that's for sure LOL

Offer on the table ....so beat that lady....Whistle

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@Anonymous The fact I'm worried should worry you and everyone else even more than you first thought.

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you guys do me in @MI5 & @Cleoriff Smiley LOL

aye lad my mouser cat Marty would be alright in his cat carrier = it'd have to be 1st class of course from Leeds train station = I could get him to there by local train from Skipton to Leeds *chuff chuff sounds*

& we could do the same for the return of my handsome big boy Marty ginger/white cat 

wotcha deal have you 2 got on the table then?

cards on the table of course - face up slight_smile

 

seriously MI5 have you thought of trying the bl**ding obvious ie mouse traps D'oh!

I got 3 of the blighters in the sink unit & Marty got the last one around the back of the washer Cat Very Happy :womanvery-happy:

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@Anonymous The fact I'm worried should worry you and everyone else even more than you first thought.


I worry about you too @anticpated but eh-by-gum lad you sure do put a smile on my face lolz slight_smile

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Mouse traps !! D'oh!

Yeah seriously, I've just topped them up with chocolate spread Cheers

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Mouse traps !! D'oh!

Yeah seriously, I've just topped them up with chocolate spread Cheers


nah it's peanut butter you need to use = trust me Cheers

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