Re: Cats & Dogs

Anonymous · ‎28-03-2015

C comes before D in the alphabet

Looks like something the cat's dragged in / Looks like a dog's breakfast

A cat may look at a king / A dog is man's best friend

Dogs come when called / Cats have ansaphones

Cats crap / Dogs doody

Dogs have masters / Cats have staff / All pigs are equal

MI5 · ‎28-03-2015

I have a mouse in my loft which my Yorkshire Terrier has failed to catch, so I need a decent mouser right now

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Anonymous · ‎28-03-2015

let's talk what you are offerring in the way of 'up front cash' @MI5 & then we can do a deal on you having my cat Marty for a limited period of time - remember he is a proven 'mouser'= of course as I can't drive, you will have to come 'up North' to collect & return him :womanvery-happy:

MI5 · ‎28-03-2015

Can you not just put him on a train and I'll pick him up from the station?

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Cleoriff · ‎28-03-2015

Oh he wont have to go that far Jane...I live much closer than you and have 3 of the little 'mousers'......

I wouldn't miss one and that's for sure

Offer on the table ....so beat that lady....

Veritas Numquam Perit

anticpated · ‎28-03-2015

@Anonymous The fact I'm worried should worry you and everyone else even more than you first thought.

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Anonymous · ‎28-03-2015

you guys do me in @MI5 & @Cleoriff

aye lad my mouser cat Marty would be alright in his cat carrier = it'd have to be 1st class of course from Leeds train station = I could get him to there by local train from Skipton to Leeds *chuff chuff sounds*

& we could do the same for the return of my handsome big boy Marty ginger/white cat

wotcha deal have you 2 got on the table then?

cards on the table of course - face up

seriously MI5 have you thought of trying the bl**ding obvious ie mouse traps

I got 3 of the blighters in the sink unit & Marty got the last one around the back of the washer :womanvery-happy:

Anonymous · ‎28-03-2015

@anticpated wrote:
@Anonymous The fact I'm worried should worry you and everyone else even more than you first thought.

I worry about you too @anticpated but eh-by-gum lad you sure do put a smile on my face lolz

MI5 · ‎28-03-2015

Mouse traps !!

Yeah seriously, I've just topped them up with chocolate spread

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Anonymous · ‎28-03-2015

@MI5 wrote:
Mouse traps !!
Yeah seriously, I've just topped them up with chocolate spread

nah it's peanut butter you need to use = trust me