The Naughty Step

[pgn]

A Place To Send Transgressors, Temporarily. 

Use as you see fit 

(At the request of @Cleoriff and @Mi-Amigo ) 

[pgn]

Just to show how much credence people give to a spell on TNS, or anything that the Cheshire Cat says:

“Oh, you ca’n’t help that,” said I: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” asked Alice.
“You must be,” said I, “or you wouldn’t have come here.” 

Elementary, my dear Watson! 

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:

Just to show how much credence people give to a spell on TNS, or anything that the Cheshire Cat says:

“Oh, you ca’n’t help that,” said I: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” asked Alice.
“You must be,” said I, “or you wouldn’t have come here.” 

Elementary, my dear Watson! 

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This thread has now reached 11 pages of absolute nonsense ...

If any new members join and read it they will realise what I have known all along and what you have quoted above @pgn 

“we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” asked Alice.
“You must be,” said I, “or you wouldn’t have come here.” 

Boom....(said the Mad Hatter )

[pgn]

Good, innit, @Cleoriff ? 

(even better if I could spell! )

[Mi-Amigo]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

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@pgn wrote:

Just to show how much credence people give to a spell on TNS, or anything that the Cheshire Cat says:

“Oh, you ca’n’t help that,” said I: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” asked Alice.
“You must be,” said I, “or you wouldn’t have come here.” 

Elementary, my dear Watson! 

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This thread has now reached 11 pages of absolute nonsense ...

If any new members join and read it they will realise what I have known all along and what you have quoted above @pgn 

“we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” asked Alice.
“You must be,” said I, “or you wouldn’t have come here.” 

Boom....(said the Mad Hatter )

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yeh... and I suggested to new members - on the Welcome Thread - a couple of days ago for them to have a look at the off-topic section.

"I`m gonna hide in the tea pot" said The Dormouse, "don`t tell anyone I`m in there" 

[Mi-Amigo]

"Is the coast clear?" asked The Dormouse - even though there was no-one on TNS to hear him

[pgn]

Cold and wet by the coast today - draughty, a bit like the abandoned Naughty Step 

Thankfully, @Mi-Amigo 

[Mi-Amigo]

"It`s nice and warm in the teapot" said The Dormouse "but I wouldn`t drink the tea  if you know what I mean" 

[Glory1]

And the Queen of Hearts is out tonight enjoying lovely Spanish cuisine and a few (?)drinks! So don't expect much sense out of her tomorrow.

Now I wait for someone to comment on my last sentence 

[Cleoriff]

And The Mad Hatter is off to bed.

Up at 5am to watch F1 qualifying and I'm knackered (but delighted that Lewis got pole)

So as I'm up even earlier tomorrow for the race, I'm off to catch some sleep...

[pgn]

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@Glory1 wrote:

And the Queen of Hearts is out tonight enjoying lovely Spanish cuisine and a few (?)drinks! So don't expect much sense out of her tomorrow.

Now I wait for someone to comment on my last sentence 

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Surely, as Queen, more of a proclamation than a sentence, @Glory1 ?