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My Garden Christmas Decorations + gardening jokes

TallTrees
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Cleaning and sweeping leaves and cutting bushes ..

I thought they are all so pretty so put a few together and made a display in a jug and a few to jolly up a table basket 

Hope you like it 😁

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Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
A: Garden hose!

Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

Q: Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?
A: Leeks!



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Sorry I`m late to the party...

@TallTrees - love your christmas decorations. To be honest, me and gardening don`t get on, so couldn`t see me produce anything as good as yours.

@TallTrees @pgn @Cleoriff  - love the jokes.

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Glad you joined in @Mi-Amigo 

You can always enjoy other gardens!😁

Bye for now TallTrees 



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Happy plants is a happy world 

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You have a green thumb for gardening do you @TallTrees 

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Hopefully I won't get all green @Pipstop78 🤣

 

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@TallTrees wrote:

Hopefully I won't get all green @Pipstop78 🤣

 

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No, certainly not the Grinch or the Incredible Hulk @TallTrees 😂

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