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Anonymous
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Heyies Peeps,

 

Meh - Kind need help with something and you might find it funny laughing

 

How do you cook a darn "egg" thoughties i know bit of a stupid question butties i keep screwing uppies 

 

Is there like a way or putting it in a microwave or something I can never get it right sad face 😞

 

Thinking to myself how do i mess something simple up and go thru 26 eggs 

 

I am kinda a bad cook but an awesome takeaway orderer 

 

Thought I would like you take on this and what is the right and propa way 

 

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@Cleoriff wrote:

Fried egg butties are the best with tomato sauce. I like poached eggs on toast. My husband is egg mad. joy

I have seen days when he could get through 6 a day. Two (fried) with a full English breakfast, Two (fried) when he has egg and chips.... and if he feels like a snack in between.. he will boil another couple (and have them with soldiers...)

Let's just say in this house he is the master at cooking eggs....any which way...cool


@Cleoriff Do youies mind haha if I pinch him upside_down and get him to teach me how to ermies i feel silly in saying this but cook an egg right. So hungry right now confounded

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Oh yeah... @Anonymous....  fried egg with HP sauce... love it 🤗 

Last time I put an egg in the microwave it took me half an hour cleaning up the exploded splattered mess! 😩

Boiling those times are perfect @Anonymous'smum but I do it/did it on the cooker.

As for scrambled... could never do it ! My dear wife never taught me but she made brilliant scrambled egg 😢 I've looked in cookbooks and online and they seem to put all sorts of added ingredients... far too complicated for the ready-meal  bung-it-in-t'oven King!,🤣🤣🤣

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@jonsie wrote:

Last time I put an egg in the microwave it took me half an hour cleaning up the exploded splattered mess! 😩

 

As for scrambled... could never do it ! My dear wife never taught me but she made brilliant scrambled egg 😢 I've looked in cookbooks and online and they seem to put all sorts of added ingredients... far too complicated for the ready-meal  bung-it-in-t'oven King!,🤣🤣🤣


Okie Microwaves a no no thought exploded ouch gotta remeber that !!! innocent kinda funny tho

 

Online stuff and added stuff complicates most defo and confusess me like where does milk come into in to make a perfect egg ??? dont understand that one

 

I will keep trying tho a big store wont mind me buying all there eggs joy

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Brown sauce and fried egg butties. Oh yeah! Heaven!! 

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@Peanut wrote:

Brown sauce and fried egg butties. Oh yeah! Heaven!! 


Now you're talking. Making my mouth water.

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What about one of these? rofl

 

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@pgn wrote:

What about one of these? rofl

 

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I'll take one please @pgn

 

How about a full English

 

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Got to be a Full Irish, somehow, @Anonymous 🤗

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@pgn wrote:

Got to be a Full Irish, somehow, @Anonymous 🤗

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Soda Farls? @pgn or potato 'bread'? ... looks yummy 

 

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@Anonymous wrote:

@pgn wrote:

Got to be a Full Irish, somehow, @Anonymous 🤗

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Soda Farls? @pgn or potato 'bread'? ... looks yummy 

 


Either way it's got black pudding on which I love, but sadly doesn't love me....indigestion for the day if I eat it....:smileysad:

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