You say its off topic Jane...it was fine till you got to the bit about hairy men 
Though as you say it's your thread and it's off topic...so I can't see a problem about going off topic...in an off topic thread (Blimey I came close to confusing myself there....) 
@MI5 wrote:
Anyway, back on topic
Pfffttt to you matey....
Off topic..there are some experts on here....
Not me though as @Toby will testify.,,,
Tuts...must be me then....
@Cleoriff wrote:Tuts...must be me then....
For sure ☺
I'm a chocoholic ..... whatever happened to Topic chocolate bars ?
I know Marathon changed their name to Snickers
I'll put you to work now that you're showing worrying emotions @MI5 about going off topic in MY Thread & an OFF - topic section of the forum ... ah so
sim / card reader / sd card
I am genuinely 
about what they are & how they relate to each other ... my friend who for the forum's purposes we shall call EhUpOwDo keeps throwing these terms at me & I have not to speak, as he talks gobble-de-****** to me (he was a BT electrical engineer, who had to change career when technology took his job) ... incidentally technology also took my laughingly career as everyone can do a letter on a pc, but they know nowt about document presentation / twit letters / yodu etc
btw unknown words are included in this thread eg ethernet which Cleoriff explained
PS: sim is subscriber identity module ... see my system of info retreival does work 'cos my memory sure . don't
