HALLOWEEK BOOM BOOM JOKES by TallTrees

TallTrees · ‎30-10-2022

BOOM BOOMs for Halloweek ~

Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
What's a ghost's favourite dessert? I-Scream!
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
How do you know you've been ghosted? The poltergeist doesn't text you back.
What's a ghost's favourite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car? Fasten your sheet-belts.
What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare
What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.
How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.