Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

I liked it... 😂

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It would have to beat the rats to it in many locations @pgn. 🤣 

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

A man and his wife were travelling through a part of Florida when they noticed a sign telling them the town they were entering is called Kissimee.
They started to argue about the correct way to pronounce it. "KISS-a-me," says the husband.

"That's wrong," says the wife, "The right way to say it is kis-A-me."

"Not necessarily," says the husband, "It could also be kis-a-ME."

Their argument continues as they enter the town, where they decide to stop and get a bit of lunch. After finding a suitable parking place, they head inside to the front counter to order their food.

The husband decides that this is a good opportunity to be proven right, and settle the argument with his wife. "Excuse me," he says to the waitress at the counter, "My wife and I can't figure out the right way to pronounce the name of this place. Will you please tell us where we are, and say it slowly so that we get it right?"

"Sure," says the waitress. "Buuurrrgerrrr Kiiinnnnggg."

😁

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Very amusing @pgn ! 👍

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

If so, how did you get their tiny legs apart?

😉

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That is "corny" @pgn ! 😀 

[pgn]

Yikes!

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:

Yikes!

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Yes..and heading your way tomorrow @pgn ...so hold on tight!!

[Oxonian]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

Yes..and heading your way tomorrow @pgn...so hold on tight!!

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A fine track from ELO is "Hold on Tight" ! 👍

[Oxonian]

[pgn]

Good one, @Oxonian 🤔😉

[pgn]

A man Is driving down a highway, when he sees a priest hitchhiking. So he picks the priest up. They drive a bit further down the highway, when the man then spots a well-known lawyer hitchhiking as well. Remembering that this man represented his ex wife during their divorce, an impulse of anger causes him to aim his car right at the lawyer. He then recalls the priest in his car, and at the last minute, swerves to miss him. The man then turns to the priest and says, "Father, forgive me, I nearly hit that lawyer!"

The priest responds with, "Don't worry, my son, I got him with the door!"

[Cleoriff]

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@Oxonian wrote:

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Brilliant @Oxonian 😂