Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

Don came home from work early one fine Friday afternoon to find his wife and two of her attractive friends chatting in the living room. His wife smiled and said, “We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up for it.”
Don quickly said his hellos and rushed up to the bedroom, returning two minutes later with his junk in his hand. The women all had golf clubs in theirs.

😂

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Excellent @pgn ! 🤣

[pgn]

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

 When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." 
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old making love would surely be asking for trouble.

 "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." 

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!"

🤣

[Cleoriff]

Brilliant @pgn 😂

[pgn]

I liked it... 😂

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:

I liked it... 😂

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The Pantry Panther? As a lover of big cats, that's a new one on me! Love it 😂

[pgn]

A man and his wife were travelling through a part of Florida when they noticed a sign telling them the town they were entering is called Kissimee.
They started to argue about the correct way to pronounce it. "KISS-a-me," says the husband.

"That's wrong," says the wife, "The right way to say it is kis-A-me."

"Not necessarily," says the husband, "It could also be kis-a-ME."

Their argument continues as they enter the town, where they decide to stop and get a bit of lunch. After finding a suitable parking place, they head inside to the front counter to order their food.

The husband decides that this is a good opportunity to be proven right, and settle the argument with his wife. "Excuse me," he says to the waitress at the counter, "My wife and I can't figure out the right way to pronounce the name of this place. Will you please tell us where we are, and say it slowly so that we get it right?"

"Sure," says the waitress. "Buuurrrgerrrr Kiiinnnnggg."

😁

[Cleoriff]

Very funny @pgn 😂

PS. we've been to Florida 5 times and stayed in Kissimmee.

You put the emphasis on SIM ie Ki-SIM-ee

(Just in case you didn't know 😂)

[pgn]

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

If so, how did you get their tiny legs apart?

😉

[jonsie]

That's so bad it's actually funny @pgn 😂

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

 When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." 
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old making love would surely be asking for trouble.

 "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." 

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!"

🤣

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Excellent @pgn ! 👍