Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[jonsie]

@pgn I've missed these 🤣

[Cleoriff]

Great @pgn 😂

[pgn]

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@Oxonian wrote:

And it isn't even Friday @pgn ! 🤣

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That is why this is here as a topic @Oxonian - so every day can be made to feel like a Friday 💬😄

And in response to an earlier query you posted above, no - not mine, many shamelessly taken from other parts of t'Interweb 😇

[Oxonian]

Thanks @pgn ! 👍

[jonsie]

The doctor gave me 1 year to live

....so I shot him!

The judge gave me 20 years...

Problem solved 👍

[pgn]

Ha! Good one, @jonsie 😂

[Cleoriff]

Brilliant @jonsie 😂

[Oxonian]

Very amusing @jonsie ! 👍 

[pgn]

😋

[pgn]

One of the church wardens was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck event.

Her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BB pellets in the other.

He tripped and as several of the pellets arced through the air, some landed right in the pot of beans.

Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.

The church dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favourite dishes.

The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?"

Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"

“Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and shot the canary!"

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