Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[pgn]

You'll laugh like a drain... 🤣

[Cleoriff]

I was crying with laughter at 'Grandma'. She couldn't stop laughing but the child wasn't at all interested 😂🤣

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:

In a small town in New England, a large dray of squirrels had become quite a problem.

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and the church shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. 

The squirrels took an interest in the Baptist church, particularly the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide adjacent the baptismal pool, the hope being that the squirrels would drown themselves. Alas, the squirrels liked the slide and, as they knew instinctively how to swim, twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutherans decided they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures, so they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

The Episcopalians tried a different track and set out pans of whiskey around the church in an effort to kill the squirrels by alcohol poisoning. Unfortunately they soon learned how much damage a scurry of drunken squirrels can wreak.

The Catholics came up with a much more creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Synagogue. They took the first squirrel they could catch, circumcised it and haven’t seen a squirrel since.

😁

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Very funny @pgn 😂

Obviously the synagogue had the best idea. 😂

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

In a small town in New England, a large dray of squirrels had become quite a problem.

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and the church shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. 

The squirrels took an interest in the Baptist church, particularly the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide adjacent the baptismal pool, the hope being that the squirrels would drown themselves. Alas, the squirrels liked the slide and, as they knew instinctively how to swim, twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutherans decided they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures, so they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

The Episcopalians tried a different track and set out pans of whiskey around the church in an effort to kill the squirrels by alcohol poisoning. Unfortunately they soon learned how much damage a scurry of drunken squirrels can wreak.

The Catholics came up with a much more creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Synagogue. They took the first squirrel they could catch, circumcised it and haven’t seen a squirrel since.

😁

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Excellent @pgn ! 🤣

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

You'll laugh like a drain... 🤣

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That's splendid @pgn but I have never heard of folks "laughing like a drain" previously ! 👍