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If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
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You'll laugh like a drain... 🤣
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I was crying with laughter at 'Grandma'. She couldn't stop laughing but the child wasn't at all interested 😂🤣
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@pgn wrote:In a small town in New England, a large dray of squirrels had become quite a problem.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and the church shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.
The squirrels took an interest in the Baptist church, particularly the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide adjacent the baptismal pool, the hope being that the squirrels would drown themselves. Alas, the squirrels liked the slide and, as they knew instinctively how to swim, twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutherans decided they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures, so they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
The Episcopalians tried a different track and set out pans of whiskey around the church in an effort to kill the squirrels by alcohol poisoning. Unfortunately they soon learned how much damage a scurry of drunken squirrels can wreak.
The Catholics came up with a much more creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Synagogue. They took the first squirrel they could catch, circumcised it and haven’t seen a squirrel since.
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Very funny @pgn 😂
Obviously the synagogue had the best idea. 😂
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This should give you a giggle!
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Ah yes, the wonderful and weird Marty Feldman. 😂
One of those guys who made you laugh by just looking at his face.
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Bill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a fierce rain storm.
The night was rolling on, and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few meters ahead of him.
Suddenly through the swirling rain Bill saw a car slowly coming towards him and as it drew level with him, it stopped.
Desperate for shelter and without really thinking about what he was doing, Bill got into the back seat of the car and closed the door.
That was when he realized there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't even on.
Mysteriously and soundlessly, the car started moving slowly forward. Bill looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Now he was scared, and he began to fear for his life.
But just before he reached the curve, a ghostly hand appeared through the window of the car, and turned the steering wheel.
Bill, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve.
When he saw the lights of a pub down the road, Bill gathered all his courage and strength, jumped out of the car and ran to to the pub.
Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for a large whisky. Shaking and half crying, he began telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just been through.
A silence enveloped everybody when they realized he wasn’t drunk but was for real.
About 10 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were also wet, and were out of breath.
Looking around and seeing Bill sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Hey Bruce… that's the idiot who got in the car while we were pushing it."
