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If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
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A guy walks into a bar on New Year's Day
"So, what's your New Year's resolution?" the bartender asked.
"I don't know," the guy replied, "my wife hasn't told me yet."
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Discretion, always the better part of valour, @Cleoriff 😆
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A guy went to his doctor and said, “I keep seeing a werewolf with big sharp teeth.“
The doctor asked, “Have you seen a psychiatrist?“
“No,” the guy answered, “Just the werewolf.”
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.
His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't," he replied.
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@jonsie wrote:Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.
His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't," he replied.
Brilliant @jonsie 😂
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@jonsie wrote:Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.
His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't," he replied.
Nice @jonsie
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A guy was at home watching TV, when his wife came in and said, "The car won't start. I think there's water in the carburetor."
The guy, annoyed, answered, "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I’ll take care of this. Where’s the car?”
She said, "In the pond in front of the house."
