Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[Mi-Amigo]

@pgn 

Excellent 😂

[Mi-Amigo]

A question which didn`t make it into WRQ....

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it?

scroll down for answer....

A last name!

but I can guess what you were thinking 😉

[pgn]

Oooh, you are awful 🤣🤣

Very good, @Mi-Amigo 👍🏼

[jonsie]

Would you believe I actually guessed the right answer

But very good @Mi-Amigo ,stumped me for a litle while

[Cleoriff]

Verry good @Mi-Amigo 😂

[pgn]

An attorney arrived home late
after a tough day trying to get a stay of execution.

His last minute plea for clemency to the Governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started in on him.

“What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it." And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak
in the tub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks
as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged that night.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

🤣

[jonsie]

🤣🤣

Not just me with that problem then....

[pgn]

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the worktop, and I'll pay by bank transfer when I get home.."

"Oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT – DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!”

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he’d ever seen. But, just as she’d said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching him go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" to which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

😁

[Cleoriff]

What sort of parrot was it @pgn?

Need to know, as there is a WRQ next Wednesday and it's all about parrots. 😂

[pgn]

Definitely the Oomiegooly parrot, that one, @Cleoriff 🤣