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[Mi-Amigo]

(apologies to Peter Blake and The Beatles)  A splendid time is guaranteed for all

[Cleoriff]

Miscreant :

Someone who does something wrong, or commits a crime.

[pgn]

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

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@pgn wrote:

Simples. For a virtual miscreant, we need a virtual Naughty Step. 

Or not... 

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"Please, Mad Hatter", said the Dormouse, "that Cheshire Cat is doing it again, like he does on Word Association, using big words I don`t understand and being a clever dick"

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I promise, I'm using my finger. 

I never could get a grip on using my Dictaphone... 

[pgn]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

Miscreant :

Someone who does something wrong, or commits a crime.

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Thank you, @Cleoriff.

Why use 3 words when one will do? 

[Mi-Amigo]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

Miscreant :

Someone who does something wrong, or commits a crime.

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Brilliant. Thank you Mad Hatter for giving The Dormouse an idea for a new addition to Blunderland.

The Dormouse will reveal more on this thread, later 

[Glory1]

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

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@Cleoriff wrote:

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@Glory1 wrote:

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@Cleoriff wrote:

Ha..The Mad Hatter has no such fear of posting his/her nomination...

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Ah Dormouse, The Cheshire Cat was not the name I had in mind. If only 

The person I had in mind would not be best pleased, that's all I'm saying and you can use your imagination said The Queen of Hearts 

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My imagination is running riot....

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and mine but if "the person" receives the most votes, how can the Dormouse send the person to the Naught Step

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Exactly, Dormouse. Why I'm not mentioning the name. He (or possibly her, not giving anything away) would never go if nominated, not to mention the problems he(she) would cause 

[Mi-Amigo]

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@Glory1 wrote:

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

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@Cleoriff wrote:

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@Glory1 wrote:

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@Cleoriff wrote:

Ha..The Mad Hatter has no such fear of posting his/her nomination...

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Ah Dormouse, The Cheshire Cat was not the name I had in mind. If only 

The person I had in mind would not be best pleased, that's all I'm saying and you can use your imagination said The Queen of Hearts 

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My imagination is running riot....

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and mine but if "the person" receives the most votes, how can the Dormouse send the person to the Naught Step

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Exactly, Dormouse. Why I'm not mentioning the name. He (or possibly her, not giving anything away) would never go if nominated, not to mention the problems he(she) would cause 

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Oooooo err. A mystery  dragged  off the Room 101 and causing  

[jonsie]

[pgn]

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@jonsie wrote:

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I'll just leave this here, shall I?

"When it comes to getting weird things done, sane beats mad hands down." (Terry Pratchett's Thief Of Time). 

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:

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@jonsie wrote:

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I'll just leave this here, shall I?

"When it comes to getting weird things done, sane beats mad hands down." (Terry Pratchett's Thief Of Time). 

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There's an old saying. 'You don't have to be mad to 'work' here...but if you are, it helps'. Very very true

[pgn]

Now this headline needed a number of re-reads to actually get to grips with the story:

Grounded: Air control pay spat leaves planes on runway at Inverness

🤯

You'd never guess without seeing the original article... So here it is, if you give up!

https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/grounded-air-control-pay-spat-leaves-planes-on-runway-17830...