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[Mi-Amigo]

(apologies to Peter Blake and The Beatles)  A splendid time is guaranteed for all

[Mi-Amigo]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

Well actually you may not need this useless article, unless you want the eggs fertilised....

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"Who`s a "useless article"? I like eggs fried, boiled, scrambled, poached, but don`t want fertilizer on mine" said The Dormouse

[Cleoriff]

I was talking about a cockerel to fertilise to get more chicks... Hens usually have a laying life of 3-4 years...so you may want more for your blumming omelettes said the Mad Hatter (who was being a bit of a knowall)

[Glory1]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

Well actually you may not need this useless article, unless you want the eggs fertilised....

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I take it you mean we need a rooster Mad Hatter 

A very good point now hopefully one or more of the chicks is male, so there you go. Problem solved said the Queen of Hearts 

[Cleoriff]

Or maybe not said the Mad Hatter lol

https://kb.rspca.org.au/what-happens-with-male-chicks-in-the-egg-industry_100.html

[Mi-Amigo]

All sorted and there is no way that is happening to our chicks

So it gonna be with a cluck cluck here, a cluck cluck there, everywhere a cluck cluck..... 

[Cleoriff]

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

All sorted.... with a cluck cluck here, a cluck cluck there, everywhere a cluck cluck..... 

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Not if you read my last post Mr Cluck knowall

Crying with laughter now...said the Mad Hatter

PS You know the Q.O.H has a bad rep for saying ORF with their heads??

[Mi-Amigo]

yeh... but The Mr Know-it-All Doormouse edited his post too...

and the QofH wouldn`t orf wiv heads of the cluck clucks

[Cleoriff]

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

yeh... but The Mr Know-it-All Doormouse edited his post too...

and the QofH wouldn`t orf wiv heads of the cluck clucks

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Errrmmm you do remember that this is the same QOH who plays croquet using a pink flamingo as the bat and a hedgehog as the ball. You wait...once she goes off the idea, it will be ORF with their heads..

[Mi-Amigo]

@Cleoriff 

OK so Q of H is nuttier   than a fruit cake  but she can change...

[Glory1]

There'll be no orf with the heads of these male chickees. This Queen of Hearts likes all chickees male and female. Now The Mad Hatter, on the other hand, is in serious trouble for even suggesting I'd do such a thing. I think it's The Naughty Step for you Missy. Orf you go