Re: Christmas Cracker jokes - Page 2

Mi-Amigo · ‎23-12-2019

Ho ho ho - or should that be "groan, groan, groan"?

It`s Christmas and the time for pulling Christmas crackers...

Why not come and share your favourite - and worst - Christmas Cracker jokes here...

To kick this off:

What motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson

Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

Anonymous · ‎23-12-2019

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the Fresh Prints

Mi-Amigo · ‎23-12-2019

Who is Rudolph`s favourite singer?

Bey- on - sleigh

Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

JAZZ-trad · ‎24-12-2019

Thanks for the laughs much better and more sustainable. JAZZ👍

Mi-Amigo · ‎24-12-2019

@JAZZ-trad wrote:
Thanks for the laughs much better and more sustainable. JAZZ👍

They`re recycable too @JAZZ-trad ... The same ones are turned out every year...

Q What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?

A Sandy Claus

Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

Cleoriff · ‎24-12-2019

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

A: So he can Ho Ho Ho....

(I'll get me coat)

Veritas Numquam Perit

Mi-Amigo · ‎24-12-2019

Who says "Oh Oh Oh" ?

Santa walking backwards

Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

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