Cats & Dogs

[Anonymous]

C comes before D in the alphabet

Looks like something the cat's dragged in / Looks like a dog's breakfast

A cat may look at a king / A dog is man's best friend

Dogs come when called / Cats have ansaphones

Cats crap / Dogs doody

Dogs have masters / Cats have staff / All pigs are equal   

[jonsie]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

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@jonsie wrote:

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Well the cat doesn't look very happy

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Not sure why 

[Marjo]

I bought my cats a present the other day. It was a ball with rainbow colours and it was nice and bouncy. It said it was durable and meant for cat play when I bought it. I noticed Arthur taking an interest in it - he threw it around like a crazy person(cat)!

However, when I came home from work the other day, I found rainbow-coloured cat vomit. He had basically chewed the whole ball into little pieces and eaten them. I thought only dogs do that....

[jonsie]

Better a rainbow vomit than a houseplant regurgitated 

[Marjo]

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@jonsie wrote:

Better a rainbow vomit than a houseplant regurgitated 

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I have experienced both unfortunately.

[Cleoriff]

Rainbow coloured vomit.....?? How pleasant...

[jonsie]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

Rainbow coloured vomit.....?? How pleasant...

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You've never lived 

[jonsie]

You know... please tell me why when I vomit there are always carrots when I never eat carrots? This has been a mystery for years..... 

[Marjo]

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@jonsie wrote:

You know... please tell me why when I vomit there are always carrots when I never eat carrots? This has been a mystery for years..... 

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I really do not want to know that, @jonsie. It should stay a mystery. Let's stick to the cat and dog related vomit instead.

Actually, I want to change the topic slightly: plastic plants! Anyone here with cats prefer plastic plants at home?

[jonsie]

Plastic plants... please no! 

[Martin-O2]

Plastic plants are very handy for cat owners if for no other reason than you dont have to keep hovering mud out the carpets! 

Found this cat/dog face swap in one of my image folders today, always makes me laugh!