C comes before D in the alphabet
Looks like something the cat's dragged in / Looks like a dog's breakfast
A cat may look at a king / A dog is man's best friend
Dogs come when called / Cats have ansaphones
Cats crap / Dogs doody
Dogs have masters / Cats have staff / All pigs are equal 
@Cleoriff wrote:I was singing today.....with a new song called....
'Get those damn pushchairs out of my way and stop gabbing while I try and get some shopping done... you Twonks'......not sure it will ever reach No 1 though....
Wednesday is known in town as 'Twinset & Pearls Day' that is putting politely ..... they walk 3-a breast = gawping around ..... coaches disgorge them at 11am & pick them up at 3pm = they spend nowt in town as they bring their butties & thermos flask with them taking up all available public seating & all they want is the toilet ..... & have great cheek in where they 'spend a penny'
a friend of mine on the market says they:- peruse + pick up + put down + 4-letter word starting with p & ending in s off .....
Keep Calm & Mind the Tourists
oh yes & an increasing number of visitors bringing with them their poor Dogs who do not look happy, particularly the smaller sized ones ..... woof woof
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@Anonymous wrote:My fish seem to enjoy coming out of their tank.....they wag their tails a lot!!
Cruel cruel cruel....
@Anonymous wrote:My fish seem to enjoy coming out of their tank.....they wag their tails a lot!!
naughty but nice ..... as the adverts for cream cakes used to say on tv
come to think of it @Anonymous you should be on tv 
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@Anonymous wrote:My fish seem to enjoy coming out of their tank.....they wag their tails a lot!!
naughty but nice ..... as the adverts for cream cakes used to say on tv
come to think of it @Anonymous you should be on tv
I was on TV........Crimewatch!!! 
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Watch The Supervet on CH4 tonight @Anonymous ...this will stop your 'animal cruelty' of 'burying puppies in time capsules, chucking goldfish on floors' etc etc etc....:smileywink:
@Cleoriff wrote:Watch The Supervet on CH4 tonight @Anonymous ...this will stop your 'animal cruelty' of 'burying puppies in time capsules, chucking goldfish on floors' etc etc etc....:smileywink:
As long as it doesn't clash with Googlebox i'll give it a go!!!
Here are my fiancee's dad's new puppies.......
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Oh they are beautiful....ahhh bless....
Oh and no it doesn't clash with Gogglebox...Supervet on at 8pm tonight...and Gogglebox is 9pm tomorrow night ....
awwwwwwwwwww @Anonymous mum & pups doing well I hope ..... & ..... there is one black one ..... all sweet 
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Puppies!!! just beautiful 
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