ZOMG! 02 ARE SO UNFAIR!!!11!!one!

[Anonymous]

Hey guys

I just realised that I can use my iPhone to direct-dial my friends in Brazil. I love how awesome this technology is!! But... get this... O2 are charging £1.50 a minute for me to use this feature, even though it's free for me to call numbers in the UK!!! How outrageous is that?!?!

Steve has created this wonderful device, with all of these amazing features and possibilities, and O2 have crippled it by making me pay for what I use. What is the point in having such a cutting edge phone if I can't even use it to do everything that it's *marketed* as being possible to do, without having to pay more than my £35 a month? I'm fed up of all of these misleading adverts and hidden charges. It's ridiculous!!!

I say that I should ask for my PAC code and move to another company... *AND* write to WATCHDOG!!!! Then O2 will see who's boss!!! I could even do an online petition!!! Who's with me?!?!

[perksie]

You read it, understood it, and then suggested Markle phone O2, I don't think so! 😞

Look up "satire", if you don't understand.

If you don't see the joke then we can't help you.

[Anonymous]

I did fully read the original post. It is generally known that people who use "ZOMG", and replace exclamation marks with saying "one" are immature and too young to be on these forums.

Jack,


zOMG is used as a sarcastic OMG, for whatever reason.

If you knew your way about here you would know markle and know that you have just been reeled in. It was a little trap to tempt pesky members of the "iPhone moaners club".



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[Anonymous]

@above - If zOMG around here means sarcasm, maybe O2 should put a big banner up at the top showing this. Try urban dictionary. You'll see the true definition.

You read it, understood it, and then suggested Markle phone O2, I don't think so! 😞
Look up "satire", if you don't understand.

And if you didn't understand why I said call O2, maybe you should read his post again.

I say that I should ask for my PAC code and move to another company... *AND* write to WATCHDOG!!!! Then O2 will see who's boss!!! I could even do an online petition!!! Who's with me?!?!

Call up O2 to get your PAC code.

[jonsie]

Fair enough Jack. Thought you'd had a humour by-pass for a minute

[perksie]

Still doesn't get it and will never get it. 😐

[Anonymous]

@above - If zOMG around here means sarcasm, maybe O2 should put a big banner up at the top showing this. Try urban dictionary. You'll see the true definition.

You read it, understood it, and then suggested Markle phone O2, I don't think so! 😞
Look up "satire", if you don't understand.

And if you didn't understand why I said call O2, maybe you should read his post again.

I say that I should ask for my PAC code and move to another company... *AND* write to WATCHDOG!!!! Then O2 will see who's boss!!! I could even do an online petition!!! Who's with me?!?!

Call up O2 to get your PAC code.

Jack,

I have just checked Urban Dictionary and I would say that I am still correct. What is your point?

zOMG is a varient of the all-too-popular acronym "OMG", meaning "Oh My God". The "z" was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type "OMG" Also used in all-caps, 'ZOMG' is generally used in a sarcastic manner, more often than not a humiliating fasion. It is also used as a device for stating the obvious.

[Anonymous]

I'm really enjoying the thread. The people who don't understand the thread. Then the people who don't understand that Jack is fully aware of what the thread is about, but is doing the same back. - priceless

[Anonymous]

I'm really enjoying the thread. The people who don't understand the thread. Then the people who don't understand that Jack is fully aware of what the thread is about, but is doing the same back. - priceless

I disagree! Having read some of Jack's contributions, I believe Jack is a bit of a beanstalk!

[perksie]

I'm really enjoying the thread. The people who don't understand the thread. Then the people who don't understand that Jack is fully aware of what the thread is about, but is doing the same back. - priceless

Trying to but has tried to kill the joke, and he isn't as funny either.

[Anonymous]

This is my favourite thread for a long time. It should be made a sticky.