Topic.
A Yorkshire Man's dog died, so he thought he'd have a Gold statue made by a Jeweller, the Jeweller said "Do you want it 18 Carat?", the Yorkshire man says "No I want it chewing a bone"!
To get the full experience and humour of the joke, you have to read it in a broad Yorkshire accent.
There were other jokes he brought, but this one was the one that stood out to me, lol.
