How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[viridis]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous]

I once asked Siri that same question. Answer :

[jonsie]

Depends on the individual woodchuck as there is no industry standard. Around here the woodchucks are fairly laid back and chuck about 70kg a day but up in the wilds of Oswaldtwistle I have seen woodchucks chuck up to 600kgs a day as they go about their burrowing through the forests of that hallowed ground.

Don't forget the woodchuck is indiscrimate and will chuck any type of wood but more effort and therefore less producitivity is acheived when chucking oak compared to ash,

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

[viridis]

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@Anonymous wrote:

I just asked Siri that same question. Answer :

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Fixed it for you. 

[jonsie]

And trust a yank to give measurements only used in the US!

[Cleoriff]

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@jonsie wrote:

And trust a yank to give measurements only used in the US!

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I love wood chucks...not sure they chuck wood if we are taking it to the nth degree...even if Siri and Chuck Norris say so....*Sniffs*...*Tosses hair back* *Stamps foot*.....

[Anonymous]

Lol @viridis

Thank you so much.

😄

[Beenherebefore]

I've had a deja vu moment 

[jonsie]

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@Beenherebefore wrote:

I've had a deja vu moment 

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Another?

[Anonymous]

Having a forum name as you have 'BeenHereBefore' I'm not surprised you have your moments. 😉