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If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
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A man walks into a barber shop and looks at the barber. He says, “How long until I can get a hair cut?”
The barber looks around his shop and then says, “Three hours.”
The man says okay, and then leaves. Three hours go by and he doesn’t come back.
A few days later the man is back at the barber shop.
He asks, “How long until I can get a hair cut?”
The barber looks around and says, “About two and a half hours.”
The man nods and then leaves and he doesn’t come back.
The man does this for a while.
One day he comes in again and asks, “How long until I can get a haircut?”
The barber, a bit hesitant, says “About an hour, you can chill here if you want.”
The man shakes his head and says, “It’s okay. I’ll be back,” and he leaves.
The barber looks at one of his friends and says, “Follow that guy. I wanna know what he’s doing.” The friend nods and follows the stranger. When the friend gets back he’s laughing.
The barber says, “Where did he go?”
The friend says, “To your house.”
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One from the other side of the Atlantic today:
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened the trunk, took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncsoming traffic.
With open trench coats that reveal their nudity to oncoming drivers, these life-size cut-outs look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it.
Anyway, traffic started slowing down to look at my lifelike cardboard men and of course traffic began backing up.
Everyone beeped their horns and waved like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. When he got out of his car and started walking toward me I could tell he wasn’t a happy camper.
"What's going on here?" he demanded.
"My car has a flat tire," I said.
“Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" he demanded.
I couldn't believe he didn't know, so I said,
“Helloooooo…those are my emergency flashers.”
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