Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[Cleoriff]

Love it @pgn 😂

[pgn]

A mechanic was removing the cylinder head from a Range Rover when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in the shop who was waiting for the service manager to take a look at her Mercedes.

As she was waiting, the mechanic shouted across the garage: "Hey doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Range Rover. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked:

"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon smiled, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: "Try doing it with the engine running."

[Cleoriff]

Absolutely excellent response! 😂

[jonsie]

My kinda joke! (being an ex-motor technician...) 😂

[gmarkj]

Very funny and very true!

[pgn]

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!

Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing Windows.

What's the number 1 cause of divorce? Marriage!

[pgn]

10 fun facts:
1. You can’t see your ears without a mirror
2. You can’t count your hair
3. You can’t breathe through your nose with your tongue out
4. You just tried 3
6. When you did 3 you realised it is possible but you looked like a dog
7. You are smiling now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped number 5
9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5
10. Share this with friends so they can have some Sunday fun, too!

[Cleoriff]

@pgn 

Yes I tried No. 3.

(Dont know if I looked like a dog as no mirror available) 😂

Also missed No. 5 before you told me there was no number 5🤣

Good one.

[pgn]

Donald Trump went on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and keeled over...pffffffffffft After all the hubbub at the hospital died down the carcass is removed to a funeral parlor.

The undertaker told the diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000 or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100."

The American diplomats huddled corner to discuss for a few minutes. They returned to the undertaker and told him they want him shipped home.

The undertaker, puzzled, asked, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?"

One of the diplomats replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."

[Cleoriff]

😂Just brilliant @pgn 

Not sure why you dont post the one about the cat? Funniest thing I've read for a long time. 😂