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If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
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Ouch!😂
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A man is pulled over by the cops on suspicion of driving whilst drunk or intoxicated.
The officer comes up to the window and says "Son, I'm going to need you to take a breathalyser test."
The man says, "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that."
"And why is that?"
"Well, you see sir, I'm an asthmatic. Blowing into one of those things would cause me to have an attack."
The officer says, "Okay then. I'm going to need you to take a blood test."
"I'm sorry, sir, I can't do that either."
"Well, why not?"
"I've got haemophilia. It's this disease where, when you get cut or something, your blood doesn't clot and you just bleed and bleed-"
"I know what it is!", the officer snapped. "Get out here and walk the line, then."
The man shakes his head. "I'm afraid I just can't do that, sir."
"Don't tell me: you're an amputee, too?"
"Nope. Just drunk.
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Two women were having a chat over coffee one morning. Discussion turned to affairs of the heart.
Woman1: I am pretty sure I suffer from marital thrombosis.
Woman2: What do you mean?
Woman1: Well, I have a clot for a husband...
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@pgn wrote:A man is pulled over by the cops on suspicion of driving whilst drunk or intoxicated.
The officer comes up to the window and says "Son, I'm going to need you to take a breathalyser test."
The man says, "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that."
"And why is that?"
"Well, you see sir, I'm an asthmatic. Blowing into one of those things would cause me to have an attack."
The officer says, "Okay then. I'm going to need you to take a blood test."
"I'm sorry, sir, I can't do that either."
"Well, why not?"
"I've got haemophilia. It's this disease where, when you get cut or something, your blood doesn't clot and you just bleed and bleed-"
"I know what it is!", the officer snapped. "Get out here and walk the line, then."
The man shakes his head. "I'm afraid I just can't do that, sir."
"Don't tell me: you're an amputee, too?"
"Nope. Just drunk.
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Just brilliant @pgn 😂
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Very funny, @Cleoriff 🤣
That reminds me of ...
Three dogs are having a drink at a bar.
One dog is a rottweiler, the second dog is a German shepherd and the third dog is none other than the Taco Bell Chihuahua. They were just sitting at the bar when suddenly who should come walking in but Lassie herself. She saunters up to the three dogs and says, "If one of you can creatively use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence, I'll take you out for dinner and a movie."
The rottweiler says ,"I love liver and cheese!".
"That's no good." Lassie said.
The German shepherd says ,"I HATE liver and cheese!"
"Still not creative enough." Lassie tells him.
The Taco Bell Chihuahua then says to the first two dogs, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
The rottweiler says ,"I love liver and cheese!".
"That's no good." Lassie said.
The German shepherd says ,"I HATE liver and cheese!"
"Still not creative enough." Lassie tells him.
The Taco Bell Chihuahua then says to the first two dogs, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
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So the Taco Bell Chihuahua won the date with Lassie @pgn 😂
