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If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

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@pgn wrote:

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that was the case.

“Well then,” replied to stewardess, “tell your mother there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."

 

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Splendid ! 🤣🤣🤣 

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@pgn wrote:

This one seems appropriate, in a weird way...

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Love it @pgn. Just think of all the taps they'll need. 😂🤣

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@pgn wrote:

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that was the case.

“Well then,” replied to stewardess, “tell your mother there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."

 

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Just brilliant @pgn 😂

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This guy went into a shop looking for a jacket to buy as a gift for his girlfriend. He spent ages looking, but couldn't decide between two that he thought looked really good, so he asked the salesman,
"If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get?"

 

"A bulletproof one. I'm married," the man replied.

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@pgn wrote:

This guy went into a shop looking for a jacket to buy as a gift for his girlfriend. He spent ages looking, but couldn't decide between two that he thought looked really good, so he asked the salesman,
"If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get?"

 

"A bulletproof one. I'm married," the man replied.


Just brilliant  @pgn 😂🤣

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@pgn wrote:

This guy went into a shop looking for a jacket to buy as a gift for his girlfriend. He spent ages looking, but couldn't decide between two that he thought looked really good, so he asked the salesman,
"If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get?"

 

"A bulletproof one. I'm married," the man replied.


Very funny. 🤣🤣🤣

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Good one @pgn 

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HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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I think that's great.... but can't understand why it should be on a signpost for a veterinary clinic?? 😂😂

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