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If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
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@pgn ... so I`m not the only one who has experienced that 😂
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NASA have announced a new mission to say sorry to all the aliens. It will be called Apollo G.
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And another in the series that started this thread:
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.
‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Love Hearts.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
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Brilliant 🤣
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Ooohhh you are naughty....but I like it 🤣
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Farmer Brown had a bunch of pigs that were all female. He decided to breed them to increase the size of his herd.
He called his friend Farmer Harris and asked if he could bring his sows over to mate with Harris's boars.
“Sure, come on over”, said Harris,
The following morning Brown loaded his sows into the back of his truck and off he went.
He unloaded the sows and left them for the day.
In the evening he picked them up and asked Harris how he’d know if his pigs were pregnant.
Harris told him if the pigs were grazing in the morning they’re pregnant. If they’re not, he’ll have to bring them back.
Next morning Brown looked out his window. None of the sows were grazing, so he loaded them back in the truck and and headed back Harris’s place.
This went on for about a week. Finally one morning Brown said to his wife, "Honey, do me a favor and look outside and see if those pigs are grazing. I don't even have the heart to look again.”
Mrs. Brown looked out and said, "Nope, none of 'em are grazing. But they’re all in the truck and one of 'em is honking the horn!”
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😂Love it 🤣
