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If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
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@TallTrees wrote:THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
100% @TallTrees I read so much, I could open a library 😂
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An oldie but a goodie:
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Overheard at a party recently: This guy was talking to a psychiatrist and asked him, “How do you decide who should be admitted to your facility?"
The psychiatrist replied, “We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a
bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub."
The man smiled. “Ah, I understand, if you’re sane you’d take the bucket."
The psychiatrist replied,”
“No, a sane person pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?"
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@Cleoriff wrote:
@TallTrees wrote:THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
100% @TallTrees I read so much, I could open a library 😂
I must admit @Cleoriff that I don't read anything like as much as I did in days gone by. I have replaced reading with listening in many situations - audio books, podcasts and even demonstrations on YouTube rather than reading the instructions.
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@pgn wrote:Overheard at a party recently: This guy was talking to a psychiatrist and asked him, “How do you decide who should be admitted to your facility?"
The psychiatrist replied, “We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a
bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub."The man smiled. “Ah, I understand, if you’re sane you’d take the bucket."
The psychiatrist replied,”
“No, a sane person pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?"
Love it @pgn 😂
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Open web page:
1. Dismiss popup with some legalese nobody ever reads.
2. Do the cookie dance.
3. Dismiss popup lower-right corner asking if you'd like to chat to Sasha, the autobot director of despair.
4. Answer ‘No’ to the stupid popup. asking if you'd like to accept notifications from the page.
5. Increase browser font size.
6. Page dynamically readjusts.
7. Increase font size.
8. Page dynamically readjusts.
9. Increase font size you ********z.
10. Start reading.
11. Popup, “How would you rate our site?”.
12. Move to the X to Close Window.
13. Popup, "Don't leave: Subscribe to our newsletter".
14. Become a hermit.
