Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[Cleoriff]

Great funnies @pgn ...particularly the one about the panties. 🤣

[pgn]

Truth hurts ...

[pgn]

Have you ever wondered....

What a box of Kleenex tissues might look like to someone who had never seen them before?

[Cleoriff]

A comedian did that on the Royal Variety performance last night @pgn. I laughed myself silly because it's so true and pathetic. I'm not sure how any of that can prove you aren't a robot anyway.😂

As for that captcha nonsense ..it drives me damn mad!

[pgn]

🫤

[pgn]

Such wit...

In case you missed the classical version posted elsewhere 🤣

[pgn]

A woman and her eleven-year-old daughter were hosting a dinner party.

When all the guests had arrived, the mother asked her daughter to say grace but she said, “Mum, I don't know what to say.

Her mother answered, "You've heard me pray. Just say what you've heard me say." 

So the young girl said, “Good God in heaven, what was I thinking inviting all these people for dinner? “

😎

[pgn]

Ryan had had a few bevvies at the local pub, and, as you do after closing, he invited a couple of his friends home to see his new gaff.

After finally negotiating the front door, he led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass Chinese gong and a mallet.

"What's with that big brass gong?" one of his friends asked.

"S'not a gong, s'a talking clock," Ryan declared.

"A talking clock?? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," slurred Ryan, a touch unsteadily.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

" Look and l-l-lea... lear.. watch!". Ryan picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering whack and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

"You jackass! It’s three-fifteen in the morning!"

😖

[TallTrees]

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 

[pgn]

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@TallTrees wrote:

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 

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So true, @TallTrees 👍🏼