Mental Fitness Evaluation FUNNIES LOL

[TallTrees]

It's probable we need a bit of Winter Cheer so here goes hope you enjoy

Mental Fitness Evaluation for Retirees

This test is to ascertain your mental state 🙄 If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counselling! (I'll meet you there 😅)

4 Questions don't miss one

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Good luck😆

 

1.  Giraffe Test  

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Think about it and decide on your answer before you open spoiler: Stop and think 🤔

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The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way! 😎

2.  Elephant Test   🐘

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Did you say: Open the refrigerator and put in the elephant and close the refrigerator?  WRONG

Open the refrigerator, take out the Giraffe put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions 🤔

3. Lion King Test   🦁

The Lion King is hosting an "Animal Conference" All the animals attend except one - Which One?

Which animal did not attend?

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Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there! This tests your memory 😆

OK even if you didn't answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your True Abilities 🙄

4. Crocodile Test

There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles

you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

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Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you been lis-ten-ing?

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. 

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide around 90% of the Retirees they tested got all the questions wrong, but many pre-schoolers got several correct answers, proving the theory that most Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old 

Every one welcome to join in 

@pgn  @Mi-Amigo @Breanna 

  @Cleoriff  @BobM @jonsie @gmarkj @RafaC  

[pgn]

All sparkling and shiny over there now, @Cleoriff? 😂

Watch out for the elephant visiting the loo on the middle landing - easily spotted, he's got an E on his jammies... 🤣

[Cleoriff]

Very clean @pgn. Must have missed the elephant. Saw the crocodile though 😂

[gmarkj]

Have heard these before and they were funny then and still funny now - thanks @TallTrees !

[RunrigForever]

Just came across this @TallTrees  ..... What does that say about my Late 60 year old brain ? lolz

I'd do a James Bond with the crocodiles = try and line them up and use them as stepping stones PDQ Pretty Damn Quick lolz.

[TallTrees]

Good one @RunrigForever