If you're going 80mph how long will it take go to 80miles?

[Cleoriff]

Crikey @Anonymous 

There are some really thick people about.

[Anonymous]

I once told an ex that 60mph was a mile a minute & she didn't get it. Her response 'Nobody can do a mile in a minute' 😕

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:
I once told an ex that 60mph was a mile a minute & she didn't get it. Her response 'Nobody can do a mile in a minute' 😕

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[Mi-Amigo]

Love these @Anonymous and @Anonymous 

[jonsie]

If it takes 3 men 1 hour 20 minutes to dig a hole 3 foot deep what colour are their underpants...

[sheepdog]

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@jonsie wrote:

If it takes 3 men 1 hour 20 minutes to dig a hole 3 foot deep what colour are their underpants...

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So you're presuming they're wearing underpants then 

[jonsie]

The other two are