Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:

A hero came to a village where
all the villagers were very upset, so the hero asked what was wrong. "There’s a huge dragon living on the mountain. Every week it comes down and eats one of our virgin girls,” a villager replied. The hero promised to help. By the time a month had elapsed, the dragon had starved to death.

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What a hero! All those heroics 😂

[jonsie]

Excellent @pgn , a hero after my own heart!😂

[pgn]

A man went into the local branch of his bank and paid £5,000 in cash into his account. The next day he returned and deposited £10,000.

The day after that he came back and deposited £7,000. As he was walking out, the bank manager walked up to him and asked how he was able to pay in so much money every day. 

The man leaned in and whispered,

“I make bets with people.” 

The banker asked him, “But how do you make so much?”

The man said, “Let me show you. I bet you £50 you have a birthmark on your backside.” 

The banker told him no, he didn’t have a birthmark there, but the man wanted proof, so the banker quickly whipped down his trousers and pants and showed him there was no birthmark. The man was still smiling as the banker, pocketing the man's £50, asked why he looked happy after losing his bet.

The man said, “Because I bet each of the tellers here £500 that I could get you to show your backside here in the bank.”

[Cleoriff]

Very good @pgn 😂

[jonsie]

Raised a snigger @pgn 😊

[gmarkj]

Very good @pgn 

Remember hearing something similar before - just google'd and here it is:

A man and his lawyer walk into the bank...

The man dumps out over $300,000 on the table to be deposited in a new account. Stunned, the banker asks, "how did you get all this money?". "well, I like to make bets" says the man. For example, I'll bet you $10,000 I can lick my own eyeball. Thinking that it is impossible, the banker accepts the bet and as he does, the man pops out his glass eye and gives it a lick.

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The banker is slightly upset but pays the man. Next the man bets the banker $10,000 if he can bite his own back. Eager to make his money back, the bankers agrees, thinking it is impossible. Just then, the man pulls out his dentures and chomps them down on his back. annoyed, the banker still pays him.

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After he is paid, the man says, "ok double or nothing, I bet I can stand on your desk and wee into that trash can on the other side of the room and not miss one drop". The banker, seeing that it is physically impossible, accepts the bet. The man jumps up on the banker's desk and starts weeing on everything. "Ha! I knew you couldn't do that!" yells the banker. Just as he is jumping with excitement, he notices the lawyer in the other chair shaking his head and looking agitated. "What's wrong?" asks the banker. "before we walked in here, I bet him $100,000 that he could take a wee on your desk and you would be happy".

** Had to change a couple of words so it didn't get blocked!

[pgn]

Loved it, @gmarkj 😆

Still on that side of the Atlantic:

A young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

“Hey Willis!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in and eat dinner with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon back up."

“That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Nonsense, come on!" the farmer insisted. "Well, okay," the boy finally agreed, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner Willis thanked his host and said, “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is your Pa?"

Willis answered, “Under the wagon."

[gmarkj]

Thanks @pgn I laughed at that.

[Cleoriff]

@gmarkj @pgn 

Just brilliant. Thanks for the laugh 😂🤣

[pgn]

😁