A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Anonymous]

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

[Anonymous]

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@anticpated wrote:

If you're having binary problems.

I feel bad for you son.

I have 1100011 problems and a bit ain't one.

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seriously anticpated, I'd like to decipher your signature, if you're willing, I've already been told to use a binary translator - but don't know where to start - as said to you sometime earlier = I never could read binary

@Anonymous who remembers when the @ symbol meant about in maths at school

[Anonymous]

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@anticpated wrote:

What do you call an Aberdeen Angus with a machine gun?

A Military Coo.

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Love that one!!!   Any more in the offing @anticpated   I can never remember , er,um - whaddya call them?

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:

seriously anticpated, I'd like to decipher your signature, if you're willing, I've already been told to use a binary translator -

I think I must be losing it big time @Anonymous    but what signature are you talking about.  Is it not Viridis who has all the binary numbers in his signature?   I sent him a message in Octal but he just ignored me.

[jonsie]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@anticpated wrote:

What do you call an Aberdeen Angus with a machine gun?

A Military Coo.

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Love that one!!!   Any more in the offing @anticpated   I can never remember , er,um - whaddya call them?

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Military coos  are commonplace here....

[anticpated]

I suggest you look up Jay-Z - 99 Problems on Youtube to understand the binary one.

[Anonymous]

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@anticpated wrote:

I suggest you look up Jay-Z - 99 Problems on Youtube to understand the binary one.

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thank you anticpated

WispaRed7 :womanvery-happy: do what makes you happy

[Anonymous]

I asked Jonathan Ross "do you know what you call people from Ireland".......he said "I wish"!!!

[Anonymous]

Just got a compliment from my bank....I recieved a letter saying "outstanding balance" which was nice!!

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:

Just got a compliment from my bank....I recieved a letter saying "outstanding balance" which was nice!!

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Love it....

[Anonymous]

I really enjoyed playing the rear end of a wasp in this years pantomime......I felt I was the bees knees!!