The Wednesday Laugh

[Bambino]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners.
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ******. (O2 has edited it, but I think you can work it out)
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafhalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn when you discover half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

[Cleoriff]

Just brilliant @Bambino 😂

As a nurse, I particularly no 13..... Osteopornosis. I think I have this disease.

[Bambino]

You definitely have it, @Cleoriff, as that one's number 10

[Cleoriff]

Damn and blast @Bambino  😂

[gmarkj]

Very, very good @Bambino!

I actually thought the arachnoleptic fit would be the dance you do when a large spider runs across the floor in front of you. Which we did twice last week...

[Mi-Amigo]

Brilliant @Bambino 

If only I could remember some of them I`m sure I could find a use for them 😂

[pgn]

I must browse the topics more frequently, I miss some greats otherwise - very funny, @Bambino.

Decafhalon is the word that describes the environmentally-friendly alternative to those gas fire extinguishant systems being recommended for use in old libraries or museums, super-ferries and high-density server farms the world over: "Inergen" 😶