28-03-2015 17:23
28-03-2015 17:23
C comes before D in the alphabet
Looks like something the cat's dragged in / Looks like a dog's breakfast
A cat may look at a king / A dog is man's best friend
Dogs come when called / Cats have ansaphones
Cats crap / Dogs doody
Dogs have masters / Cats have staff / All pigs are equal
28-03-2015 17:54
I have a mouse in my loft which my Yorkshire Terrier has failed to catch, so I need a decent mouser right now
28-03-2015 17:59
let's talk what you are offerring in the way of 'up front cash' @MI5 & then we can do a deal on you having my cat Marty for a limited period of time - remember he is a proven 'mouser'= of course as I can't drive, you will have to come 'up North' to collect & return him :womanvery-happy:
28-03-2015 18:06
28-03-2015 18:06
28-03-2015 18:08
28-03-2015 18:08
Oh he wont have to go that far Jane...I live much closer than you and have 3 of the little 'mousers'......
I wouldn't miss one and that's for sure
Offer on the table ....so beat that lady....
Veritas Numquam Perit
28-03-2015 19:34
28-03-2015 19:34
@Anonymous The fact I'm worried should worry you and everyone else even more than you first thought.
28-03-2015 19:35
you guys do me in @MI5 & @Cleoriff
aye lad my mouser cat Marty would be alright in his cat carrier = it'd have to be 1st class of course from Leeds train station = I could get him to there by local train from Skipton to Leeds *chuff chuff sounds*
& we could do the same for the return of my handsome big boy Marty ginger/white cat
wotcha deal have you 2 got on the table then?
cards on the table of course - face up
seriously MI5 have you thought of trying the bl**ding obvious ie mouse traps
I got 3 of the blighters in the sink unit & Marty got the last one around the back of the washer :womanvery-happy:
28-03-2015 19:38
@anticpated wrote:@Anonymous The fact I'm worried should worry you and everyone else even more than you first thought.
I worry about you too @anticpated but eh-by-gum lad you sure do put a smile on my face lolz
28-03-2015 19:39
28-03-2015 19:39
Mouse traps !!
Yeah seriously, I've just topped them up with chocolate spread
28-03-2015 19:41