What has made me LAUGH today?

[pgn Level 44: Clearly Talented]

A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.


😂

[dgilbert2]

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

[pgn Level 44: Clearly Talented]

Haha! Never get one like that in a Christmas cracker, @dgilbert2! 

[Anonymous]

Had an argument with the plumber over a quote, well I say argument, it was more of a heated discussion.....

fared better with the window cleaner about cleaning the gutters, but then his pricing has always been transparent.

[jonsie Level 94: Supreme]

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@Anonymous wrote:

Had an argument with the plumber over a quote, well I say argument, it was more of a heated discussion.....

fared better with the window cleaner about cleaning the gutters, but then his pricing has always been transparent.

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nice ones

[jonsie Level 94: Supreme]

This

BREAKING: Wayne Rooney 'arrested for public intoxication in Washington'

[Cleoriff Level 90: Eminent]

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@jonsie wrote:

This

BREAKING: Wayne Rooney 'arrested for public intoxication in Washington'

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Is that it? What did he do when he was drunk?....or can you just be arrested for being drunk in Washington?

[jonsie Level 94: Supreme]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

[jonsie Level 94: Supreme]

According to a US reporter, the ace was arrested over "public swearing and intoxication" on December 16 by the Washington Airport Authority.

Mugshot above

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/8132829/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-public-intoxication-and-sw...

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@jonsie wrote:

According to a US reporter, the ace was arrested over "public swearing and intoxication" on December 16 by the Washington Airport Authority.

There We Are Then