on 27-10-2018 18:15
I hardly think he defiled Vanessa Paradis. They remain friends to this day. She gave him a lot of support when Amber Heard decided she wanted out of the marriage and take half of JD's fortune with her
I was never going to date her after he got his mucky mitts on her.. she was adorable!
on 03-11-2018 19:25
At the beginning.. who’s done what now?
Your not getting this
I’ve not been getting owt for 20+ years, so no change then
What I'd been getting int worth bothering about anyway ... Can't remember when, see? ... Am I Bovvered? ... I'd rather dream about Jon Snow (Kit Harington) in Game Of Thrones ...
*possum si vollo* *per ardua ad astra*
I don't work for O2
Xperia L1 - The Android Army Marches Onwards
Acer Aspire 5750 laptop
Unlimited Sky Broadband
MI6 - Commander Jane TOP SECRET - Status 00 Licensed To Type - HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE + pic of a very young Lois Maxwell (have mug to prove it) - Promotion tbc to Data Entry
on 04-11-2018 18:28
get inside and there’s 2 streams of blood on my right leg.. godamn flea bites!!
Clothes in washer.. red hot shower & now every single twitch has got me scratching.. FML
04-11-2018 20:35 - edited 04-11-2018 20:38
Flea bites don't usually bleed unless you scratch'em hard. Ticks, on the other hand... 😱
There was nothing bulbous hanging out of me, so I’m sticking with fleas for now!
I went across to the neighbours and mentioned I’d been munched on, he protested the dogs innocence and said he’d look the mutt over later... about 10 minutes later there was a knock at the door and he handed me a tube of itch cream.
Not sure if that’s an admission of guilt or a friendly gesture. Either way it’s a lovely thought!