The Naughty Step

[pgn]

A Place To Send Transgressors, Temporarily. 

Use as you see fit 

(At the request of @Cleoriff and @Mi-Amigo ) 

[jonsie]

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

Exclusive [from Boris Johnson`s diary: Friday 13 December 2019]

Went to Buckingham Palace to see The Queen. She sent me home - with a job...

to sweep The Naughty Step

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Brilliant

[Mi-Amigo]

* Important Question to the "Keeper of The Naughty Step" [aka @pgn ]

With only two days to go until Christmas, will The Naughty Step be open over the festive season or will those who misbehave on Off Topic be granted amnesty? :#just wondering# 

[Cleoriff]

Hang on a damn minute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just because @pgn ends up on the Naughty Step more than anyone, doesn't mean he is the keeper of it. Never heard such rubbish in my life.

Personally speaking (as the Mad Hatter) I think that should be my job?? Or maybe Alice.

[pgn]

To whomsoever would take the chalice that is TNS from my lips - choose:

A. Here, have at it, knock yourself out;

or

B. Only when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. 

• Which option do you think I prefer? 

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:

To whomsoever would take the chalice that is TNS from my lips - choose:

A. Here, have at it, knock yourself out;

or

B. Only when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. 

• Which option do you think I prefer? 

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None of them. Keep it all to yourself!! You spend so much time here, pondering your naughty despicable ways, you may as well keep it!

Oh and it needs a clean. Mop and bucket over in the corner...

PS anyone new reading this will think 'what the hell....??

[pgn]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

PS anyone new reading this will think 'what the hell....??

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Prob'ly 

[jonsie]

Ordered a new donkey stone for you @pgn 

[Mi-Amigo]

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@jonsie wrote:

Ordered a new donkey stone for you @pgn 

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@jonsie 

Amazon have confirmed delivery to @pgn tomorrow morning 

[Cleoriff]

Seems a good idea

[pgn]

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

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@jonsie 

Amazon have confirmed delivery to @pgn tomorrow morning 

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Oh goody, I can hardly wait... 

Can we play "Pin the tail" on it?